StopThatTurtle

They didnt cover that in orientation but rest at ease that if a zombie outbreak occurs, the strip club is the last place they'll come in search of brains

How to choose?

Im at the front when I get a code red in the cathouse ( fight in the strippers locker room) this raggedy old ho was smoking crack and thus czech girk gianna was furious bcause she wouldnt stop. Gianna was a big girl and when I pulled her away she gouged the shit out of my leg with a stilleto. So I get her away and after shit calms in comes managementto sort it out

Well the old ho got fired. And was removed immediately. Its club policy that the girls cant be outside the building unattended. most of these girls dont have cars anr get drunk as hell all night an couldnt drive home anyway. So they use a taxi service.

No here I am, leg thobbing, outside with this uuuuugly old broad waiting for the taxi. And she gets started on me talking shit. I got beat up in high school, have a small dick, wish I could fuck her but never will. .. this bitch is going for it. I lose my cool and grab one of her suit cases and fling it. Bad idea

The handle was coated with some nasty ass slime or grease, I dunno but I wasnt expecting it. When this thing hit the ground it opens up and dildos come bouncing out. And I mean like a collection. Like this bitch is a dildo enthusiast, different shapes sizes and colors. Im standing there with my hurt leg, slimy hand and im like this bitch needs jesus

And then the cab pulled up and I went inside, leaving her shit talking angry ass to pick up her toys and go

You might if she makes a big deal about it. When you come in, try tipping the guy at the door and ask him if any of the girls working tonight do anything extra

He'll either hook you up or just say no

Huge rule is to keep your hands off the girls. Get caught and get fired. I was able to stick to that rule which is why I was in charge of security. I was constantly training new hires

I made good money because I treated them like ppl, not meat. Because of that I got a lot of offers that I never once accepted. But there was a bartender, ashley, she was so ridiculously hot. Shoulder length curly blonde hair, tiny waist but big everywhere else, souper cute and very funny. Whenever I came to check her bar she would always whisper something dirty.

One night while escorting her and another bartender to their cars, the other asks why I dont have a gf. I said ahhh girls dont seem to like me. Ashley pipes in with "I like you" . I said awwww thats so sweet. And we kept walking. To this day I cant believe I didnt realise what she meant, it went tight over my head. I woulda def risked the job for a night with her. Still regret it

Oblivious as hell lol

Yeah i've been asked like 3 other times about that. I wanted to post it someplace where it wouldnt get buried but i dont know how , so here it goes

A very pretty blonde girl walks in and ask for an application. Its about 5pm so its still pretty empty inside. I send her to the manager and he does his thing. So im doing my rounds when geo stops me and points at the stage, saying "what do you think?" I didnt realize it but the new girl was up auditioning , the house mom gave her an outfit and did her make up and hoooolllyyyy shit! This girl was so damn fine. And at this point i'd been there over a year so its not like im new

So song one she dancing around , we can tell she's uncomfortable. Song 2 geo starts motioning for her to lose some clothes. Now there arent but like 15 ppl in the club including staff at this point but this girl looked like she was gonna bolt off stage. Her face is so red from blushing , she starts to take off her top. Bare chested now she's just slowly swaying , not even dancing , just like numbly standing there while moving slightly. I can see the water in her eyes as she looks around the club. The song doesnt even finish before she covers her breasts with her arm and climbs down , heading towards the back.

After all that i just went back about my work and was at the front door when i hear in my ear piece , "Alex! Dont let that girl leave! Bring her to the back office so i can talk to her" I didnt know what he meant until suddenly the new girl appears in the doorway back in her street clothes , face still red and wet with tears. Now im no stud , nor do i think i am , but the ladies take a liking to me pretty easy and im a very convincing person. I dont wanna say im a smooth talker but i tend to do and say the right things at the right times. So im known at work for having a soft touch and getting ppl to do what i want , in this situation that means bringing this girl back so geo can talk to her. Easy enough right? Wrong

I put my hands up in front of me in a slowing gesture and ask "Whats wrong?? Why are you crying??" now im very good at showing compassion and interest even if i dont give a shit and im doing that right now , this girl opens up... "I dont know what im doing! I feel so stupid! Im so embarrassed!" I totally misunderstand and i tell her "No no nooo , you did great! A lot of girls are nervous their first time , it takes some getting used to! Your a good dancer!".... she's sobbing into me now and saying "Noooo not that , i cant believe im here and i took my clothes off! What would my parents say! Please just let me leave!"

Thats when i realized , this wasnt just some skank with extraordinary good looks. She's the rare young girl who's just made some mistakes

Geo's in my ear "Alex , whats going on?" i radio back "gimme a minute , im gonna let her clear her head and im talking to her"

I walk her outside and she completely spills her guts "I moved out here to be with my boyfriend at college. He was cheating on me and he threw me out! i have no job , no money, no friends and i have no idea how im gonna make it back home! I dont know what to do!" At this point i decided no matter what , im not gonna try and talk this girl into coming back inside. I ask where she parked and i walk her to her car

As we approach the car , i can see thru the windows its packed so full with her clothes and personal shit that she couldnt even check blind spots. At that point i realize every word she told me was true. I dont know how to describe what i felt , but it was like something inside my chest... like a dry , brittle snap or a tug. I dont know but it hurt and i was sadder than i can ever remember being

I ask her about her family and she says "They told me not to do it , that it was a bad idea. But i loved him and i never imagined this would happen! I thought if i did a stripper dance (those are her actual words) I would be able to get a couple hundred dollars to make it home. But i cant do it! Now i dont know what to do and i have no where to go."

Im not even thinking, im just doing. I reach into my pocket and give the girl $400. I ask her "is this enough for you to get home and get food along the way?" she says yes , very hesitantly. So i hand her the money. She takes it and is crying , asking "how will i pay you back your money?" i told her "I think you could use some good luck about now , so here's a gift , gifts arent repaid , they're just given" she gives me a tight hug, sobbing again and thanking me. This whole time geo's still in my ear, so i tell her "I have to get back inside, get home safe please , good luck"

The rest of the night i was like a robot at work , just going thru the paces. It was about 2 weeks later that i quit