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StopBeingDumb98 karma

The following is my favorite joke:

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are asked to measure the volume of a little red ball. The mathematician measures the diameter and calculates the volume. The physicist drops the ball into a tank full of water, and measures how much water poured out. The engineer looks up the volume in the Catalog of Little Red Balls.

StopBeingDumb82 karma

Please. We in the industry bid for that contract and look it up in a reference book.

StopBeingDumb67 karma

Question. If you only show half your face "for security" why are you showing all someone needs to identify you. If they did arrest you, they took your photo, and they can use a mirror function if it is really necessary to simulate the right side of your face. Not sure what security you have established.

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She said she comes from an oil family.