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Sto_Da_Dio305 karma

That's what you have to do. It makes it incredibly difficult to safely navigate a bus in such congested areas when the battle of Thermopylae is happening in the background.

Sto_Da_Dio293 karma

I will end you.

Sto_Da_Dio160 karma

When I first started, it was every single day. However, now that I'm more comfortable being captain of the ship, I lay down the law quickly and early on so as to make sure there's no screaming on my bus. Tears were shed, but everyone was better for it.

Sto_Da_Dio127 karma

One of my kindergartners from the most recent school year licked the seats of the bus. Every. Single. Day.

Sto_Da_Dio121 karma

This is one of my worst fears to be honest. That some kid just has a massive explosive bowel movement on the bus.

When I see kids fidgeting a lot in their seat I always yell to them "do you gotta poop or something bro?"