Stiffstick

Hammer, I live in Northern NJ. Would you ever be up for a wiffleball challenge with a group of your friends versus a group of mine?

Ill bring the heat. Your children will be embarrassed to call you their father. You will be emasculated.

What exactly do you do at Conan? How do you keep a straight face in all of your skits?

Well....I have my new life's motto.

None of us can stand Sam's voice. You are not alone.