SteveNick

So basically eating your food is about 20x safer than cooking at home, where my strategy is just, "Eh this pan looks kind of clean. I hope this hasn't been in the fridge too long, whatever, let's fry it for a little while and see what happens."

Was it anything like the DBZ Frieza battle?

If so, are you concerned that the next time your brain cancer comes back it'll be in a stronger, robotic reconstruction? And bring its dad with it for moral support?

So you're saying you accidentally an entire Africa?

Did you happen to see your namesake while you were circumnavigating?

I very much enjoy Risk and Civilization. Over the years, I've searched for good platforms to play such games on, specifically Risk-like games. I've had some ok experiences but the places I've played have always come up short in some way or another. Be it bad interface, inactive/inconsistent player-base, etc. They fulfilled my temporary Risk needs, but didn't keep me coming back because they just weren't high enough quality games.

So, my question to you is, in the highly populated market of Risk crapware games that flood the Internet, what makes yours worth playing, other than the fact that it made frontpage Reddit?