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SteveHowey22 karma

Yeah! Um, I'm 6 feet 4 inches, 220 pounds, I have the forehead of a cinderblock and fists made of hammers. I am a bodyguard. When we go out. And inside, I am a caring lover.

Advice: wear proper-fitting pants, and a good pair of shoes goes a long way. Good pair of boots, you know?

And walk with a strong gait. No awkward shuffling.

SteveHowey19 karma

Thank you very much!

And I think my favorite storyline has anything to do with Veronica... the actress, Shanola Hampton, who plays her is the best to work with, I really do love her. And she's just a great person.

SteveHowey18 karma

Well, the last question answers the first, which is: I didn't like the fact that I had to show my junk, because it's not that impressive. But after it was done, it felt very liberating and I felt good about it. Hahaha! Cuz, like, I didn't get into acting to become a porn star, right? I became an actor to act, and to express my humanity and I didn't know I had to express that much humanity, but it was really cool to do. So yeah, that last question answers the first. I was really nervous going into it, but afterwards it was like not that big a deal - who cares? We're only on this planet for a short time, and who gives a shit what your outside is?

God, I sound like Deepak Chopra there.

Your outsides are nothing compared to your insides! My insides are much larger than my outsides!

SteveHowey18 karma

Because there are sweaty, fat, hairy crew members standing right next to me, off-camera. And looking at them is the opposite of popping wood, or whatever you said.

It's already been done. Chris Pratt's in it. None.

SteveHowey17 karma

Debbie. Debbie Gallagher would be the last one standing. Because she's unassuming, but I think she's the most ruthless out of all of 'em.

It's always the unassuming ones!