SquirtBox
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SquirtBox262 karma
Bruh, it was a horrible joke about ordering from Amazon in the first place lol. Like shitting where you eat.
God speed friend.
SquirtBox198 karma
My current gf "swiped right" because my main profile pic was my head sticking through an iceberg in Iceland and I said I talk to my cats.
Couldn't be happier after 5 years.
SquirtBox33 karma
With everything going on, I would WANT to be in the arctic.
I'd say it's always best to over engineer than under as well.
SquirtBox349 karma
Why didn't you order a new one from Amazon?
(I'm sorry you worked for Amazon. I try really hard to not buy from them anymore)
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