Squeenis

You're one of the best and I love that you're doing this AMA.

I have a story and a question for you.

Story

I saw you perform in 1999 in Sunrise, Florida. My friends and I were 17 and we were rude enough to think audience participation was appropriate. A woman placed a dozen roses on stage. You thanked her. Many more audience members yelled pleasantries at you to which you responded graciously.

Then my friends and I executed our plans. We held up a sign that said "We love Pookie!" I stood on my chair and exposed my pale, hairless torso which had "Chris, You Pimp!" painted on it. The theatre people then put a spotlight on me so you could read what we painted and you called us "crazy ass white kids" and said "Pookie's dead, motherfuckers. What did you watch? The ghetto ass bootleg version?" And then you said, "I ain't no pimp. They just make it look like that in the movies."

Anyway, we were rude as fuck and I want to apologize to you. You could have destroyed us with insults (or had us thrown out) but you didn't. We totally deserved it, but the route you chose showed that you're excellent at improvising and you appreciate your fans.

You're amazing. I love your work and it's really had an impact on my life. Thank you so much for that.

Question

Will you please eulogize Pookie?

When you guys are shooting Silicon Valley, how badly does TJ Miller miss seeing his penis? For season 3, I can send him a couple pics of mine if he wants. Just one dude helping out another. Not a gay thing. Pass that on please, will ya?

How much fun did you have doing the offensive softball speech as Yari on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Was what you delivered what LD asked for or did you surprise him?

You can just print this and give it to him.

NSFW

What's the funniest Dave Anthony moment you've ever witnessed? That guy is something else, huh?