SquareJerker

Mr. Ludlam,

As an American who has mistakenly set his alarm clock early at 4 a.m., why should I vote for you?

Also, what is your position on containment of vegemite to the great Nation-Continent of Australia so vegemite outbreaks do not reach the United States?

When you have won awards, have you ever been tempted to start your speech with, "I'd like to thank all the little people..." and then just pause?

That doesn't seem to work for physical mail. Is there a potential cause of action against the ACLU? Who would you refer me to? Based in Florida.

I don't want to come across as disrespectful, but how is the political finance system we have in place ultimately not a legal form of bribery? Politicians get money and pass laws that affect those giving them money. Seems like blatant bribery to me.

Oh boy, I have a legit legal question! I donated at one point to the ACLU. Now, years later, they continue to flood my mailbox with requests for further donations, despite my request for them to stop. Further, the requests look perhaps a little unethical and misleading.

My question: how do I get the ACLU to stop?