SpuddMeister

How much does one large cheese pizza cost in ingredients? How much is one serving of each topping?

Let's say I'm a short, old, obese player, with no athleticism whatsoever. But somehow, I have an uncanny knack of hitting the ball away from any fielders, and getting singles.

What does my AVG or OPS needs to be to be a contributing member of a MLB team (as a DH or pinch hitter, I guess)?

I was actually just thinking of myself. I figured this is the only way I can make a pro sports team.