Sponge-worthy

Unfortunately we can't fully control (nobody can) what's happening in each location and for each setup

Not with that attitude.

So your parents have just perpetually overstayed their visas?

Poor Paz :(

If this does, in fact, escalate to the state supreme court, I would strongly encourage your attorney to seek fees from the court at that point.

Don't think that I do not sympathize. I absolutely do. But you cannot ask me to whitelist your domain if you are not going to accept ownership of the code that runs therein.