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Not the religion I founded with my buddy Ned.

Consider this: do you enjoy spoons?

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Bigots aren’t prohibited from being nice to people.

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Make sure that you can outrun whomever you lend it to.

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But that’s true of European companies too. The difference is in legislation and the job market.

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Checks notepad Given our $1 per year membership dues, I believe this makes you a member for the next 12,000 years.

Membership dues go towards our Spoon Refurbishment Fund, which is naturally an important part of preserving our religion’s most precious artifacts.