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SpeakLikeAChild046327 karma

Woke up, rolled out of couch, poured some vodka in my mouth

Went out in cold to have smoke, and looking up I see grey another day

Found my coat, and my mink hat, walked out of my dingy flat

Government don't care that I am broke, last time I spoke, they say they make me scream


I read the news today, oy mal'chick

Four thousand fox holes still in Stalingrad

And though the holes were rather small

Now KGB know how many moles and spies it takes for evil West to faaaaaalllllll

They'd love to tuuuuuurrrrn, yooooooooouuuuuu, aaaaaalllllll

SpeakLikeAChild045295 karma

When the cum hits your eye from some well-hung porn guy

That's amore

SpeakLikeAChild044304 karma

At 3 A.M.

SpeakLikeAChild043625 karma

Ken is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

SpeakLikeAChild042615 karma

So you're the asshole who showed up during every Lakers thread to shit talk Kobe non-stop.