SpeakLikeAChild046327 karma2017-12-30 19:10:49 UTC
Woke up, rolled out of couch, poured some vodka in my mouth
Went out in cold to have smoke, and looking up I see grey another day
Found my coat, and my mink hat, walked out of my dingy flat
Government don't care that I am broke, last time I spoke, they say they make me scream
I read the news today, oy mal'chick
Four thousand fox holes still in Stalingrad
And though the holes were rather small
Now KGB know how many moles and spies it takes for evil West to faaaaaalllllll
They'd love to tuuuuuurrrrn, yooooooooouuuuuu, aaaaaalllllll
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SpeakLikeAChild045295 karma2016-01-07 23:17:36 UTC
When the cum hits your eye from some well-hung porn guy
SpeakLikeAChild044304 karma2016-10-14 02:06:46 UTC
At 3 A.M.
SpeakLikeAChild043625 karma2016-10-14 02:32:06 UTC
Ken is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
SpeakLikeAChild042615 karma2017-11-27 05:18:35 UTC
So you're the asshole who showed up during every Lakers thread to shit talk Kobe non-stop.
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