Sparkism

Were you... were you expecting an earthquake to decalibrate the equipment, causing the focusing crystal to shift, so an accidental power surge powers up the laser and blast a hole in the patient's skull painting the room with brains and teeth?

In the event of a Nuclear Holocaust like Fallout, would your base make a good safehouse, or would it be the center of a feral ghoul infestation?

Regarding re-bidding the call, so say there are robbers in my house in the middle of the night and i call 9/11 and i just go 'intruders help!' and go hide in my closet, can you find out where I am and save me or am i left for dead?

To run with that thought, does that mean if you die of cancer you'll keep the cancer in the afterlife?

That would kind of suck a little bit.

According to The Rules you should have been compensated with a superpower you didn't ask for. So, what ability did you get?