Spacecow

Laser.

I'd like to use this opportunity to brag that I was totally on the QWOP train before it was cool >:1

Whatever happened to that sidescrolling zombie game? I submitted a couple shitty billboards for it like 8 years ago on SA :p

Ha, saw your news post yesterday and said "oh boy" and then forgot to think of something good to ask. Drat.

Something I've wondered from time to time; what is your background in? I've seen lots of ruminations on really diverse topics like biology, linguistics, history, computer science, and Shakespeare--is any of this rooted in what you used to do/study, or is it just interesting stuff you randomly happened across on Wikipedia? :)

As fun as it is to be cryptic, it's better to get more converts: Jensen appears a number of times in halftime reports for the "Pistol Shrimps Radio" podcast. Check it out if you love nonsense and half-coherent basketball commentary.