SpaceManAndy

My father isn't blind, but his vision is bad enough that he can't read subtitles in movies. Growing up, I always read them aloud whenever necessary in a movie or tv show. Took me a long time to break that habit.

Hahaha, oh man. First of all, congrats on being a badass. Second, I think you need to seriously investigate the possibility that you live in a sitcom.

Here's a good test. When you get notification of this message, does your computer make a noise?

Just one question: Why? Do you feel the 7-11 is worth protecting more than your life?

In general, I would agree with you, but when the question is specifically about your sexuality, it is a meaningful distinction.