SpaZMonKeY777

We demand to be taken seriously.

I can, but I'll need 3 cats, pliers, some headlight fluid, and a banana for scale.

What the alliance does not know...

Well the levitator trick we perform is only really doable with anything that weighs less than an empty soda can, so chicks and dudes might be a bit too heavy.

And I'm married.

I'm a magician, not a miracle worker.