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She said, "No T.Hanks"

I have been a huge fan of yours since A Knight's Tale. I just assumed you were an English or Australian actor like many of the other actors in that movie, but was very surprised to only recently see that you were from El Paso. No question here, just wanted to let you know there's a lot of movies I've seen simplly because you were listed in the cast. I figured if anything the money would be worth your performance.

The victim had anal contusions.

Everyone was sad

You mean like when someone bets too much on the ponies?