SomeGuyNamedPaul

Upvote for someone who seems to know a lot about pooping.

My son goes to Pre-K with half of a set of sextuplets (the other three go to a different school for Pre-K or something) and I see them every time I go into his classroom for some function or meeting. Those kids are always covered with bruises and wounds like they had a pet wolverine or something. Did the same thing happen with you and your siblings constantly roughhousing or were you actually good to each other?

Alright, just kinda confirming that their parents aren't making them fight angry badgers for money or something. Thanks!

That's not an attention getting question. You gotta do it this way:

Sirs, I will RAPE you with dollars if you make this for Mac!

Some of the stories were so appalling that we didn't cut them into the movie because we thought that they were too degrading.... I would not be sharing these stories if Reddit didn't eat this kind of thing for breakfast.

Thank you for recognizing our depravity.