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SomeGuyInNewZealand374 karma

"So, Jane, I'm just wondering...err... do you ever hear suspicious whirring sounds from my bedroom after I've gone to bed?"

SomeGuyInNewZealand277 karma

Not just America. Every child who ever gazed up at the stars in wonder.

SomeGuyInNewZealand7 karma

Did you get to know all 443? Who was most interesting?

SomeGuyInNewZealand4 karma

That would work. Most other countries struggle to tell the difference between your accents. Kind of like Australia and NZ I guess

SomeGuyInNewZealand3 karma

You should try getting into Israel after you've had your passport stamped entering Syria, Iran or Lebanon. Those guys won't just "look unkindly" on your previous travels, they'll actually deny you entry.