Solomontheidiot

I see you conveniently dodged the most important question. We want answers Mr. Weinersmith.

A lot of fingers and toes

You do realize what a bust is, right? And how it usually stops around the breast?

I believe 2000 tons is also known as 1 fuckton (2,204 tons being a metric fuckton, or fucktonne.)

A gram usually gets me 2-3 joints, but as you said its situational. I've rolled joints bigger than a gram before.