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SoCalDan150 karma

And this, engineers, is why documentation is so damn important.

SoCalDan93 karma

Dang, and I thought I had a chance.

SoCalDan61 karma

There is an inherent mistrust of Law Enforcement these days so the belief is that they will lie on their report to favor and protect themselves. If they can't review the footage, inconsistencies will be found when they lie. If they can review their footage, they will lie around the footage so there isn't inconsistencies but still work on in favor of the officer.

Bad Officer: I'll just say in the report that he turned around and lunged at me before I shot him. Oh wait, the footage doesn't show him lunging at me, just turning around. Okay, now I'll say he had his hand in his pocket and turned around suddenly. The footage doesn't show where his hands were.

SoCalDan43 karma

In this scene Mephistopheles punishes a treacherous harlot by inducing some sort of powerful, gooey super-orgasm which then inflates her breasts and buttocks until she is rendered a sobbing, quivering mass of lactating T and A with a face.

He also shrivels up her arms and legs so she looks like a four leaf clover with GIANT tits and buttocks with a face in the middle.