SnowWhiteMemorial

Last time I lost a bike; I locked it to a pine tree. Someone just cut the tree down :/

I can't own a bike for a week without it getting stolen... What do you do around the world to prevent getting you're bike taken?

The site is www.SexyStripperParty.com but I think they are only in New York, Texas, Florida and New Jersey. But they did have some crazy tiny strippers.

Man thank god someone is saying this...

I found a good site that sent my brothers party a midget hooker.... Can't recommend them enough. TIL Get a man a midget stripper, and he can die happy.