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Snatch_Pastry1078 karma

Probably stress fractures. People aren't really built to handle being that big. NBA star Yao Ming had to retire because he was so big that he continuously had microfractures in his feet.

Snatch_Pastry918 karma

In case anyone is wondering, the weird-shaped thing in the fourth picture is the yoke. When you have to carry the canoe over land, or portage, you flip it upside down, put the yoke over your shoulders and behind your neck and walk with it. This has all of the advantages and disadvantages of wearing a helmet that is shaped exactly like a full-sized upside-down canoe while walking through a forest.

Advantages: You are very safe from drop-bears.

Disadvantages: everything else.

Snatch_Pastry469 karma

Are you going to get a FIFA membership? That's a nice chunk of free money, for a small country.

Snatch_Pastry226 karma

Tl/dr: too many cooks

Snatch_Pastry148 karma

IIRC, his chicken lays a triceratops egg. Been a long time, I could be wrong.