Highest Rated Comments

SnatchAddict2175 karma

"terrible" You love it you silly wrench.

SnatchAddict829 karma

Actually I meant wench. Thank you autocorrect. I'm dying. 😂

SnatchAddict104 karma

What's a death pillow?

SnatchAddict99 karma

TIL: My butthole is chaider town.

SnatchAddict95 karma

I live in the Pacific Northwest and I'm fairly hairless. I can't grow a beard. It was awesome when being Metro was in. Now having a beard is in. It's always about you want what you can't have.

That being said, most people have a 5 o'clock shadow, I have a 5 day shadow.