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Is it true that a lady once asked you "why can't you write something nice like that Shawshank Redemption movie?"

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Don't let inmates watch Mythbusters.

This put such a smile on my face.

To Carol: I hereby apologize the thoughts I've had about your husband. No offense, but DAMN HE FINE.

I'm always saying I wish I had a Tim Gunn pep talk in my pocket. I'd use this app.