SmartestIdiotAlive

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SmartestIdiotAlive3305 karma

Have you heard about that dude with glass bones and paper skin? Every morning he breaks his legs, every afternoon he breaks his arms. He lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

SmartestIdiotAlive2020 karma

I want to ask you a question, but I'm not good at asking them. Can you ask one for me?

SmartestIdiotAlive972 karma

Okay, well, you asked for this. Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck? AND WHY?

SmartestIdiotAlive126 karma

If I get laser eye surgery, would my hindsight get better? I heard that hindsight is 20/20 and I want me some of that.

SmartestIdiotAlive46 karma

Do you take your doggo with you to events or does your doggo stay with a sitter?