Sluisifer

I know a few local news people. The higher-ups are probably just happy you're not an alcoholic.

It honestly depends on where you are.

You definitely get a premium for the whole "it's a missle silo" thing, but it also looks fairly remote where you are. People are going to have a make a special trip to get out there, unless you happen to be near a sizable city.

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Jim Lahey is a character on the show Trailer Park Boys. In the show, he turns in someone who was faking disability for benefits. It's a great show, and fairly popular with the reddit crowd.

It's the 10th biggest site in the US according to Alexa.