SlothOfDoom

The new motto of reddit: "Don't have buttsex when you need to poop."

I find it really interesting that it was stuntmen that were first to react both times. It is like doing a lot of the dangerous stuff for you isn't enough for them, they also need to be there like deranged guardian angels whenever you get in trouble.

If I had a stunt double I would hug him right now :P

"What's the proper name for the um...wooshy thingy?"

"It is an airplane, sir. Are you sure you are a pilot?"

Except the ducks, which may or may not have been delicious.

Also, what if a wild sloth (which I am fairly certain are native to the area) ended up there? Nobody thinks of the sloths.

Have you considered a grammar hotline for people with urgent needs? I feel like the world needs a Grammar Phone.