Sloth-Lord

This sounds more like a Dyson product than an illness.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

How do you cope with the constant media attention and lack of privacy that comes with the fame of being pasty world champion?

Do you still have that shitty haircut?

Would you say the most rewarding aspect of this vocation is having a perfect rebuttal to the "if x jumped off a cliff..." maxim?