Sloppy1sts

Also, Europeans, note how fucking wide this country is.

Edit: This isn't meant to be a dick-waving contest. I mention it because I've heard of European tourists wanting to take a day trip from one corner of the country to another, not realizing it's way more than a couple hours' car ride.

I'm a dude, but I'll smoke you out for a chance to relive Pokemon snap and eat some wings.

Is that not their response to most things the rest of the world does?

I feel like such a retard right now.

And what the hell does a 76 year old need a CDL for in the first place?