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Sloppy1sts271 karma

Also, Europeans, note how fucking wide this country is.

Edit: This isn't meant to be a dick-waving contest. I mention it because I've heard of European tourists wanting to take a day trip from one corner of the country to another, not realizing it's way more than a couple hours' car ride.

Sloppy1sts242 karma

I'm a dude, but I'll smoke you out for a chance to relive Pokemon snap and eat some wings.

Sloppy1sts203 karma

Is that not their response to most things the rest of the world does?

Sloppy1sts200 karma

I feel like such a retard right now.

Sloppy1sts144 karma

And what the hell does a 76 year old need a CDL for in the first place?