Slobotic

Good one. Now go tell Patrick Stewart to put "Kiss Peter Dinklage" on his bucket list.

If you and I were friends I'd buy you a vibrating sex toy and a selfie stick for your birthday... and then we probably wouldn't be friends anymore.

With our powers combined, let us summon /u/wil!

Howard Stern is such a piece of shit. Of course he would broadcast a voicemail of someone speaking in their normal voice who never, ever speaks out of character in public.

Yes. The GUI interface of the ATM machine is the thing that requests your PIN number.