SloanethePornGal

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SloanethePornGal1872 karma2014-11-06 23:48:48 UTC

Life's too short to cry over spilled cum.

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SloanethePornGal1358 karma2014-11-07 01:58:09 UTC

Girl: Pffffffft

Guy: What the fuck did you just fart on my dick?

Girl: I had chipotle for lunch, I'm sorry!

This is a true story.

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SloanethePornGal933 karma2014-11-06 21:19:42 UTC

Oh yeah. Have you ever seen the Efuckt where the porn girl freaks out? If not, here it is. Very very very NSFW

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SloanethePornGal919 karma2014-11-06 22:14:38 UTC

The most awkward thing that's ever happened to me is when I slipped on a fresh cum spot in the shower set and fell on the floor and chipped a tooth. I was crying for so many reasons after that happened.

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SloanethePornGal801 karma2014-11-06 21:46:55 UTC

It makes everyone super sad. Especially those girls' parents.

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