Slabbo

Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Edit: Gold! Thank you, strange kinder!

Bless you. Pay me.

Hitler's children = Hitlets

As someone who did almost exactly this for 20 years, start thinking about how no employer cares about your adventures and just wants to know why you have huge gaps in your work history.

It's happening to me right now. Just due to not being a workbot I seem to be unhireable.

Have you given this any thought?

"Who was that honey?"

"Oh, just George Bush Sr. Wanting me to jump out of a plane with him. I told him to get stuffed. "

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