Sir_Meowsalot26 karma2011-05-03 20:35:05 UTC
I hope you followed her up the stairs slowly while caressing the spoon ever so gently. Then as she locked herself in the bathroom you would flick the spoon back and forth under the door telling her how you want to touch her pretty skin.
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Sir_Meowsalot13 karma2011-05-03 22:52:57 UTC
You should take it to bed with you and lay it next to your pillow whispering sweet nothings to it as your wife slowly edges away from you.
Then without warning get angry at the spoon tell it you will not do what the spoons suggests to do to your wife. As her eyes grow larger in fear...make eye contact and slowly mouth the words, "I love you," then allow a small sinister smile creep up on your face. Extra points if you can muster up some fake tears.
Sir_Meowsalot10 karma2013-02-25 16:04:11 UTC
Zoo hazing can be pretty daunting.
Sir_Meowsalot7 karma2012-02-22 23:25:36 UTC
Holy shit. That cub just didn't know when you quit. Honestly, if I grabbed a bear cub like that I'd have chucked it at the bear mom like it was a live hand grenade without the pin.
Sir_Meowsalot5 karma2012-02-22 19:38:01 UTC
Since no one has yet asked this: What are you're experiences (funny, boring, awe-inspiring, disgusting etc) with Wildlife while treeplanting?
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