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Sir_Hix-A-Lot309 karma

A little?? Over the last year my friends have done so many weird things to me trying to cure my hiccups. Even when I gave up they wouldn't. I think their secretly disappointed that I'm cured because now I'm not their guinea anymore.

Sir_Hix-A-Lot293 karma

Mostly.

Sir_Hix-A-Lot149 karma

It was kinda panic inducing. I didn't even get waterboarded that much cause we were busted. For a split second I literally felt like I was drowning on the inside.

Sir_Hix-A-Lot139 karma

Is egg crime a serious offence where you come from?

Sir_Hix-A-Lot121 karma

I got mad abs. Four real. All that compression really made a difference. The hiccups never really hurt but were really loud most of the time. In a cold empty place like church or classroom they would echo really loud. It was always embarrassing.