SimpleinSeattle

I saw a stripper on amateur night hand out super soakers to the audience as part of her act. Totally nude joint, we all tried for a bullseye.

Funniest recollection of that night was looking over at a friend and he had water running down his face from getting so close to the stage.

My wife has alopecia universalis. We have been married 25 years. I find her very aesthetically beautiful. Its the attitude that makes one ugly. She still hasnt learned to love herself after all these years and takes its toll on our relationship daily.

Fixing a deviated septum and a turbinate reduction are two different things. You should really get your septum fixed. Night and day difference. I have had both surgeries. I wouldn't advise the reduction unless absolutely necessary.

Did you ever pick up chicks at the FRA? Is the hot tub near the desalination plant still around? Ever golf Yatera Seca?

I did a few month stint there taking care of Haitians with aids that were detained at sea. Total shit show. Jessee Jackson came down there and grand standed. Haitians were hunger striking and accusing the banana rats of attacking their children (total BS). Haitians were rioting and burning down their sea-bee buildings, attacking soldiers, etc.

I have a video of me trolling Jackson's slime ball reporters on YouTube. Essentially, when his plane landed he had reporters running up to junior enlisted and asking them questions about US foreign policy, etc. So I took the opportunity to record his reporters and ask him questions about Jackson's positions on crime being perpetuated by rap music, etc. Totally caught the guy off guard.

Coolest thing I saw was an old oil truck converted into a boat by Cubans so they could make it to US soil in Guantanamo. They had 20+ men, women and children on the thing that was no larger than a small tanker truck.