Simonzi

Not the person who asked, but yes, that's where it was going.

Why not maritime law?

Cue AD references

It's scenarios like this that make you go "Really, FBI?"

You were a "nerd" (stereotypical, computer geek definition), who worked for Microsoft at one point, and was helping pirate software. You weren't a kingpin of a drug cartel or trafficking human slaves. Wouldn't just sending a few agents over to bring you into custody have sufficed? They had to bust in movie style with guns pulled?

Nothing. I don't see what's so bad about horse meat, but everyone else in the world is freaking out about that recently. I think people just like to freak out about their food.

I had a wage garnishment placed after my loans defaulted after being ignored for years. After a few months, I just called up and said "My wages are being garnished, I want to get this taken care of." The person I spoke to was more than helpful. I got the garnishment removed, and started making a normal monthly payment about half of what they were garnishing. After 9 payments, my loan got sold back to an actual lender and has been fine for over a year (still making my monthly payments boo :( )

Just tell him to stop being a vagina and call.