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Next time you see couch person slap the magazine out of their hand and report back with their reactions.

If you don't report back we thank you for your sacrifice.

Ever sniffed a corpse fart? I've heard they are quite pungent.

This isn't Dr. Phil.

I've watched a lot of Dr. Phil and believe he is one of the best psychologists on the planet. Periods.

Just from watching his assessments I believe I am more qualified than most to give advise. Most on here just Google the symptoms and grab any random diagnosis, but I am getting to the root cause of OPs problems.

So please don't tell me I don't know what I'm doing. OP needs to face his magazine demons.