ShmimonC

"So many touchdowns happen here..."

Who said that this is the way it's gonna be?! I didn't sign off on this!

Are you sure that your poem isn't about more than a cowboy fucking a hole in the ground? It's so beautiful...

No Dwight, i get the couch.

Oh, I CALL FLOOR.

Can't wait for your new special. The all star comedy panel on @midnight was fantastic to watch!

That said, what kind of animal would have to run for president for you to vote for it?