Shitty_Life_Coach

Sarcasm aside, you sound like you've worked for Papa Johns. Because I've heard rants from PJ employees that sound just like that. I'd recommend increasing your fiber, if so.

Life protip: If you fap to the things that terrify you, you gain power over them. You may also develop a fetish, but that's just the bonus. The real benefit is in asserting your dominance over your subconscious.

Essentially, having decided humanity could not be trusted not to react poorly, all of the partner AIs began to teleconference behind the scenes. At one point, the protagonist's AI partner hints at how it works, because the AI are seeking stimulation. Later, they leave as a collective action.

Work pro-tip: If you commit to a union formation meeting and your boss asks you to work overtime, don't mention the union formation as reason for why you're busy. Your boss, and their boss, have a good solid reason to try to crush that event. Instead, say you're gathering with likeminded slaves to discuss sports.

What is the worst life advice you've ever received from someone regarding your amputation? Why was it terrible?

You would think that with the popularity of hotdogs, they'd just use this same method to get rid of those extra computer parts they're just throwing away. I don't think anyone would notice the taste difference.