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Shit_Negro550 karma

If you have to do the pizza order thing, how can you discreetly inform the dispatcher it's not actually a mis-dialed pizza order?

Shit_Negro327 karma

What's the turnaround time on a situation like that? Asking for a friend.

Shit_Negro16 karma

I never allow fires in my house so I don't bother with an extinguisher, either.