ShitTalkWarrior

Why did I find this answer hilarious?

Agreed. I don't live near Vegas though. This chick in the Navy who wants to marry me says she is going to take me on a vacation there soon. I'm pretty sure she is gonna try to get me drunk and get the job done. It wouldn't be a horrible thing though. I wouldn't have to work anymore and I'd still get insurance to cover my crippling bipolar.

Sounds good. I'll message you on reddit. We can grab some frisco speedballs and then I'll marry this broad. You can be the photographer. Afterward, we can celebrate with hookers and bowling.