ShineAdams

Okay- Got it. Yeah. We weren't paid for our smarts; just our sheer physical prowess and ability to mindlessly kill on command.

Above is proof that we are not too smart!

I was more of a Hansel, having existential adventures with spider monkeys. I didn't seek as deep as Derek. But seriously; I wish I knew. I hope that Ben Stiller jumps on this thread to tell us! (I love that guy)

I am kinda gay. I have always felt an affinity with the community. I like getting dressed up and being fabulous, but I don't like weenies so much. At one point in my life, I thought it would be easier to get with guys, but alas, my wang disagreed... I am happily in a hetero relationship with rockstar babe Zia McCabe. I'm trying to convince her to do an AMA too. That's part of the reason I'm doing this. To test the waters. In short; I am the kind of gay dude who can't do dick, but truly adores the puss.

Edit: I originally said some insensitive things about my girlfriend above. It didn't occur to me that joking like this might give the impression that my relationship is just about being 'cool,' or having a rockstar as a girlfriend. I would like to explain that Zia is one of my closest and oldest friends. Our time knowing each other has been some of the most amazing time I have spent on this earth. Loving her is my favorite thing to do. I admire her both in and out of her career, and my relationship with her means much more to me than getting bragging rights here. I am sorry that my earlier comments were so reductive. There is a time and a place to joke like that. I chose the wrong one.

Not sure I understand your question, sorry.