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The look on their faces though

Their faces sure, but I bet somewhere in Japan there's a picture of you behind the wheel of the van with an 'oh shit' look on your face also.

As a post-menopausal shemale with high blood pressure, I'm a mess.

He doesn't remember you. :(

Hint: it wasn't really about the time.

"Takes the cake" doesn't even cover it. I'm going to coin a new idiom. What you did really fucks the cake.