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ShallowBasketcase815 karma

He just realizes there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

ShallowBasketcase784 karma

"Holy fucking shit oh my god holy shit fuck shit shit shit fuck now everyone knows I suck at golf! "

ShallowBasketcase765 karma

Wright of the Living Dead

ShallowBasketcase695 karma

Breaking Bean

ShallowBasketcase628 karma

"... you fuck this, don't you?"

"What?! No. WHAT!? I don't... I didn't even... no! I mean, what the hell?"

"I'd fuck it. How much you want for it?"

"... about $350."