SerLaidaLot

Uhhh could someone explain this... there's a reason I'm not going to Harvard

Could you walk me through what exactly you do in your line of work?

Like, I very much doubt they go "Yo navaseminternetu, hack this site" or whatever.

Hypothetically, if you were told to infiltrate a database of any form, how would you go about it? I know only the most basic of basics of hacking, but you can be as detailed as you want in your answers.

Like, would you look for SQL vulns or what? If so, how would you look for these? How would you ensure your anonymity? Would you use a proxy, or if possible multiple proxies? Anything further?

Your employers, are they aware of your current actions? What is your take on Ankit Fadia, the asian "hacker"?

If I wanted to steal money of a bank website, how exactly would I go about that? Would I have to do the cliché'd "find their admin page" whatever, and if I made off with the money, would I have to patch it up with fake code?

Are you a complete white hat, or a few spots of grey here and there?

I have so much to ask you, please respond.

EDDIT : Another user mentioned that you should change his username for proof. While I find it a stupid request, I wish to know how you would go about doing that. Would you have to find reddits admin page? I don't see how you could get into alienth's account or that of any other admin with the necessary ability to perform the task of changing his username.

I love you and your sense of humor

What is the weirdest shit you've ever seen happen on the job?