SentientCouch

As long as Don Cheadle stays on as the Captain.

Hi, I don't know if you're still answering questions, but I have kind of an esoteric one. How did/do people in your home village keep and conceive of time? When you were a child, were clocks and calendars part of life? Are there indigenous ways of keeping time? Lunar/solar festivals? And how about now? Do folks back in the village ever say stuff like "let's finish by five" or "I gotta wake up at 6 tomorrow?"

There's an established barter system with Foxconn. A fresh ten-fingered worker fetches between 4 and 6 iPhone 5S Golds, depending on demonstrated stamina.

Gus is the MP. Andy is the Prime Minister.

Hold on a moment... best hotdog in the world? The best hotdog in the world is in Iceland? As a New Yorker, that just sounds silly.

...really?