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Seldain501 karma

Groot groot bo boot, banana fanna fo fout, fe fi fo moot, GROOT. Will you do me?

Seldain456 karma

....sup

Seldain444 karma

Jam the ruler really hard into the soft spot above your dick and you'll gain half an inch or more!

Seldain329 karma

What's next for you? Not the software specifically, but what are you hoping happens in your future?

Seldain61 karma

I did this to my mom as a kid. All. The. Fucking. Time.

I am home for Christmas and was doing it to screw with her. She stopped me and had me call her cell phone.. And she had that bit set as the ring tone for when I call. She set it 6 months ago. 33 year old me is apparently just as annoying as 6 year old me.