Secateurs

Hey Mike, I'm a farmer with a young Collie X Kelpie which just wants to chase birds and play in water. She seems to forget everything I try to teach her by the next day.

Have you got any training tips I could use?

*cough Opeth *cough

I don't hate you, you Macaulay Culkin/Gilbert Gottfried hybrid, you've just got an absurdly irritating voice that comes up on my TV now and again. Telling you about it took approx, 2mins of my life and was just one of 67000 things I did today. Most of them neutral/lawful good.

Do you get any hatemail?, because you are absolutely one of the most annoying things on TV, that ad you do where you're in a sharkcage... I've never wanted to see someone eaten by a shark SO STRONGLY, and I've seen Tony Abbott sneer his arrogant, weaselly sneer at climatologists in person.